21.8.06
It is good to be a cat
Cat translations:
Miaowbu = Feed me.
Meeow = Pet me.
Miaowmioaw = Play with me.
Mioawmiaow = Since i can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
Roww-maww-roww = I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your leg and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
Mmmmmm = If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
Mreoaw = Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish.
Miaooww! Mriaow! = Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.
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