You might be a cat lover if...

you cut your after-work activities short just so you can get home to see your cat.

you dare not move a muscle when kitty falls asleep at your feet, even if you need to get up and pee.

you sleep in the oddest positions, just so you can accommodate your cat, even if he/she chooses to plonk itself in the middle of your bed.

sleeping with your cat and getting stray particles of kitty litter from your cat's claws in your bed doesn't bother you.

you take your cat's name as your online name.

when you're telling a friend about having to take the cat to the V-E-T, you whisper and your eyes dart furtively around the room to make sure your kitty isn't within earshot.

you cried more than the cat did the day you dropped him at the vet's to be neutered.

you feel naked if your clothes aren't covered in cat hair.

if you own more than one cat and can tell which cat threw up just by looking at the pile

people say "what a lovely Angora sweater!" and you say "What Sweater?"

the grocery consists of cat food, cat treats, cat toys, and mice.

you know all the ingredients in meow mix by heart.

you plan your schedule around your cat.

you don't care which part of her body Kitty may have licked before kissing you on the lips!

you nuzzle your sweetheart by rubbing your forehead on her.

you still kiss your boyfriend after he lets kitty drink the milk while he eats the cereal.

you feed them Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner on the good china.

when someone else yells at your cat for being bad, you say, "Be nice... she's only human."

when your cat rips off the wallpaper, you take her to a cat pscyhotherapist to discover what is upsetting her and causing her disruptive behavior.

you have full conversations with your cats and you think it's normal.

you think that they understand you and communicate back.

you have more cat toys than clothes.

you get a fish tank and fish as pets for your cat.

your cat eats the most expensive cat food available, but you subsist on macaroni and cheese

you refer to your parents as "Grandma" and "Grandpa", but you have no children.

your cat has more names than you do.

each one of your cats gets spoken to in their own individual "special voice".

your cat has more say than your spouse.

you write poems about your cat.

you don't need an alarm clock, because your cat wakes you up before the alarm clock goes off.

you can eat after your cat.

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