21.8.06

It is good to be a cat


Cat translations:

Miaowbu = Feed me.

Meeow = Pet me.

Miaowmioaw = Play with me.

Mioawmiaow = Since i can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

Roww-maww-roww = I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your leg and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Mmmmmm = If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

Mreoaw = Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish.

Miaooww! Mriaow! = Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

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