Mullet
Dual action body formula in a zesty spruce scent. Strong enough to clean the car yet gentle on the nards! 8.5 oz. / 250 ml. tube
Midlife-crisis soap
Soap up. Rinse. Step out. Heliotrope & cooling Mint. 5 oz./151 g.
Total Bitch
Fabulous metallic graphics adorn a delicious, no-nonsense nectar lip balm. Non-petroleum formula moisturizes and invigorates with vitamin e . SPF 18. .15 oz / 4.2 g.
Lookin Good For Jesus
Lip Balm: Returns lips to near virgin quality. Virtuous vanilla flavor protects and preserves. SPF 18. .15 oz. / 4.2 g.
Gnome
8 pieces of cinnamon gum per box with that fresh gnome made taste. Gnomes bring good luck so you'd better get an extra box.
Miso Pretty
Brand new tote with Miso and her kitty that is sure to amaze. Same sturdy material and reinforced floor. Made of woven polypropylene.
Books:
Oh crap, I'm having a baby
Looking for the perfect gift to wipe that blissful smile from the faces of your pregnant friends? Look no further, pal.
Crack
Is your crack normal? No more sneaking peeks in the locker room. Here are asses of every shape and style. Each two-page spread is cleverly positioned so the crack lands where the pages come together. Brash and brilliant.
Yo, check the perm
The perm, once stigmatized as a boring hairdo for aunts and drugstore cashiers is reborn as "the most dangerous haircut ever conceived". Ten people re-ignite their lives. Before and after photos. 32 pages.
Holy Bibel
This pocket bibel full of misspellings and misunderstandings is way more fun than reading the "real" Bible. Its authentic look makes it perfect for discreetly easing the monotony of morning mass.
The Evil Banana
This dossier lays out the hilarious and absured details of the bananas' struggle against mankind meticulously and conclusively. Sure, they're delicious and convenient, but is it worth the ultimate price?
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