Horatio Cane appreciation

Name: Horatio Cane (David Caruso)

CSI Level: Three (Lieutenant)

Height: 6ft

Weight: 180 lbs

Birthplace: Miami, FL

Date of Birth: 4/7/60

Education: B.S. in Chemistry, Florida State University

Special Skills: Arson, Explosives

Marital Status: Divorced

About:

Entered the Police Academy after high school but was bored and wanted to solve crimes. He then enrolled in University to do a chemistry degree and became a CSI. Frustrated by bureaucracy he threatened to quit, but instead joined the bomb squad. Later he took over from Megan Donner as head of the crime lab.



How to Be Just Like Horatio Caine

Want to be just like Horatio Cane? Here's how you become the king of cool, the definition of intensity, and the lord of sunglasses...

1. First you'll want to develop an air of mystery about yourself. You don't want to blabber. Mysterious people don't have loose tongues.

2. Have someone call you by the first letter in your name. This is an essential in becoming Horatio.

3. Get a chemistry degree.

4. Rarely smile or laugh.

5. You'll want to stand with your hands on your hips a lot of the time while you stare off into the distance.

6. Get yourself a group of 'followers' to report to you.

7. Read the book of 'How to never be wrong in any situation'.

8. Fall secretly in love with your brother's widow.

9. Never wear short sleeves, you must remain a demeanor of 'cool' no matter the temperature.

10. Speak...your words...in disjointed sentences. (This makes you sound mysterious and intelligent.)



Tips:

Put your sunglasses on in a manner that no one else does.

Things you'll need:

* Buy hair dye (a light ginger red color)
* Buy a Hummer
* Buy Silhouette sunglasses
* A gun
* Badge
* All knowing power

Horatio Cane one liners



Horatio Cane parks his car



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